#enough crumbs y'know

[skullsemi]

I’m probably not the first one that asked this but, are ya excited for the “Once Upon a Studio” special (particularly seeing a cameo or appearance of a certain rabbit)?

I'll be very honest with you, I have lots of mixed feelings about it

• On one side, I'm freaking out with so many fav characters (even our lucky rabbit is there!) and FINALLY SOME 2D ANIMATION like really, if anything that's exactly what I want to see more and more! I couldn't even believe it when I saw the trailer, I literally jumped off my seat

• On the other side, I'm kinda mad and disappointed? It's hard to say. The whole thing shows that Disney is very much capable of doing these things again, this whole time, crossovers and fantastic 2d animation (even mixing with 3d), giving characters the attention that they deserve–But they don't do it, and it bums me out.

I'll still be very excited about it, it's just that these things keep myself from fully enjoying it, but that's on me

[ram-bles]

a crumb of nsfw daisuke?

daisuke x reader | headcanons

requests/inbox: open

[ 🔞 minors dni ]

woah. from sweet to spicy. ill give this a try!

wrote this on mobile, sorry for the fuckass formatting.

gender neutral reader. sillies. lots of sillies. weed mention (like once).

🌺 c'mon, he somehow sneaked in some of his secret stash'a magazines. he's still a guy after all.

"Dai?" "Yeah?" He's busy on his Gameboy, but he acknowledges you, tilting his body to show his face but his eyes were glued to the screen. "Did you steal these porn mags from Jimmy or someth—" A pink blur suddenly pushes you away, using his feet to kick it back under his bed. "DUDE. PRIVACY. C'MON NOW."

🌺 You've probably caught him once or twice even before you two were a thing. It wasn't hard to, after all, you both shared a room.

Too lost in the sauce to even notice you, so you had to clear your throat. You've never seen someone so shocked to the point he doesn't know whether to shove his dick back in his pants, hide under the blankets, or try to do both at the same time but completely failing. He's stuttering your name out along with strings of apologies. Don't get your dick caught in your zipper now, Daisuke. "I didn't know you were there! Shitshitshit- I'm so so sorry- Aghhhh." He felt pathetic, whining in embarrassment. Daisuke ends up just pulling the blanket over the entirety of him. "You could've just asked me for help, y'know." He stares at you, scandalized as if he wasn't rubbing one off just moments ago. "How the fuck was I s'posed to know?!" You shrug, amused. "Dunno." "Man, fuck youuuu." "Happily." "Get over here already, please!"

🌺 Outside internship though? Weed before sex seems like something he'd do. I can't explain why.

🌺 Feeling his rings on you... in many ways.

🌺 Pretty sure we all agree that he's into praising. Both giving and receiving.

🌺 You know he's having lots of fun when the pitch of his voice goes high. Squeaking, voice cracking, whining.

🌺 Speaking of how vocal he is, he's probably loud too. But, since you're in the ship now, he'll try his best to keep it down, either on the pillow or you. He'll also be rambling about random things just so he doesn't finish early.

🌺 Dirty talking? ❌ He'll be cringing like there's no tomorrow. He'll make a discord (or whatever equivalent) kitten joke about it if he does.

🌺 Unintentional dirty talking though... That's another story. Or should I rephrase, more-so leaning towards cussing.

"Fuck— you're sosososo pretty..." His hands were pressing the back of your knees, folding and spreading your legs for him. He whines your name out, resting his length on your abdomen while he impatiently waits for your permission. "C'mon, pretty. I'll be this deep inside you." - "Feels good. Feels so good." He's panting and rutting into you like a dog. "You should- nh- loosen up a little- shit- if you get any tighter I think I'll cum..."

🌺 Quickies galore. Sure, it's less risky, but with his libido? Anyways, he's pretty easy to please anyways. A round or two would probably be enough for him.

🌺 Wearing his clothes while at it? Mega turn on for him.

🌺 Well, yes his libido is high, but you still need to be straightforward with him. He can't take hints...

"Want head?" "?!? Who's head?!" "YOUR DICK." "YOU'RE CUTTING IT OFF?" "WHAT? NO, I MEANT SUCKING YOUR—" "Good morning to you both too." "CAPTAIN?"

🌺 He loves giving and receiving hickeys. You would have to remind him everytime not to mark too high on your neck.

🌺 His aftercare involves lots of cuddling and lots of smooching.

🌺 Ending with a silly note. The first time you've done it with him, he ended up saying thank you since he didn't know what to do.

[osachiyo]

my sunshine ・ gojo satoru ─── f!reader . daddy gojo (literally) approx 0.6k ᘎᘏ cw none !

everyone knew satoru had the biggest sweet tooth, and apparently his daughter took after him in that aspect.

"wan' that, daddy!" the cute 3 year old girl pouted, peering up at her father from below, stubby little finger pointing at the cookie-jar oh so neatly placed on top of the counter.

"you want the cookies, princess?" satoru asked, making her nod with a small 'mhm!' so damn cutely that almost made him fold. almost.

"but, buuut mommy said no cookies 'till dinner, remember?" satoru pouted, kneeling to be at the same height as his tiny girl, who only slouched her shoulders in disappointment− before looking up at the snow haired man again− shoving her hand into his face with only her pointer finger up, "jus' one, I pwooomise!"

he only chuckled in response, large hand reaching to ruffle her fluffy hair− which was parted into two cute pigtails, various clips and bows decorating it. "alright, fine. juuuuust one, okay sweet girl?" his voice was anything but strict− plump lips curled into the biggest grin. she only beamed up at him, giggling and squealing as he hoists her up and sits her on top of the marble counter, her legs swinging back and forth in sheer excitement.

satoru reached for the jar, carefully opening the lid before taking out two cookies; one of his precious sweet tooth of a daughter, and one for himself. he handed one of them to her, before making a 'zip' motion on his lips− indicating for her to keep quiet about this. she gladly took the cookie with her grabby little hands rosey lips parting to let out a little 'thwank you!' before nodding, agreeing to keep this a secret between her and daddy.

" 's so yummy, daddy!" she squealed, letting out the cutest fucking giggle known to mankind− in his words. he grinned, taking a moment to truly admire her− admire the sweet little bundle of joy that you, his woman, the love of his life had gifted him and he couldn't thank you enough.

he watched as his sweet girl happily munched on the sweet treat, her chubby little cheeks now stuffed with the chocolate chip cookie. god, he'd give her the goddamn world. he smiled softly to himself before taking a bite of his cookie, eyes sparkling at the taste. "you're right, baby. it's very yummy," he said with a mouthful of cookie, glancing at her with this cerulean blues, "mommy's the best baker out there, eh?" she nodded in agreement, before also speaking with a mouthful of cookie, "uh-huh! she's also the best mommy everrrrrrr! but she'd be better if she let me eat more cookies, y'know?"

satoru cackled at that− she really did take after him.

bonus :

"I'm home!" you yelled out softly, taking your shoes off and neatly placing them to the shoe-rack. you walked over to the kitchen in order to put the groceries in their designated spot when you noticed the cookie-jar.... missing.

you sighed, placing the groceries down on the counter before looking for your precious daughter and husband− and the missing cookie jar. and you found the both of them right as you walked into the spacious living-room, a children's playing on the tv, your eyes softening at the sight of gojo satoru, the strongest sorcerer to exist, with his baby girl in his arms, snuggled up so comfortably into his chest as the fuzzy blanket covering them slowly started to slide off.

a smile tugged at your lips, walking over to them when something hit your foot− looking down, you saw the completely empty cookie jar laying on the floor, abandoned after they were done devouring each and every one of the cookies, most likely. you rolled your eyes with a huffed out laugh, walking closer to them before noticing the small cookie crumbs on their adorable faces. you shook your head with a defeated smile, like father like daughter, huh?

©sachiyoh— do not copy, plagiarize and repost my works to any platform, reblogs are very appreciated ♡

[danieyells]

YELLING AND SCREAMING AND OH MY GOD WHERE DO I FUCKING BEGIN?????????

GREAT EPISODE FROM START TO FINISH

HODGE AND PODGE SPRITE AND THEM ACTING OFF AROUND HYDE

ELIAS!!!!!!!! Oh his "dear heart" is going to eat some of you alive isn't it lolol

HARU LORE!!!! HARU CRUMBS!!!!!!!! SHION CRUMBS!!!!!!!!! DIONYSIA CIRCUS????? HARU WAS AN ACROBAT????? ANOMALOUS ANIMALS AS PART OF HIS CIRCUS ACT????!?

ROMEO TRUSTS HYDE SO MUCH. . .BUT NOW HE'S SO DONE. . . . .HE AND TAIGA AND EVEN FUCKING RITSU ARE READY TO BE OUT FOR BLOOD. . . . .

But saying the warding card was fake. . .Taiga's gun and his bullets are anomalous are they not? Hyde said warding cards can be damaged by anomalies. Plus the card was damaged but Romeo wasn't hurt. So I don't think it was actually fake at all. I really think it was a real warding card and Hyde's just a hardass about the way they need to learn things. The real world, anomalies out there, the real missions. they aren't kind or merciful, so they need to be ready for the world to be unkind too. But from their perspectives it just looks really really bad. . . . The filename says the flower is a snowdrop and idk about japanese flower kanguage but google says that snowfrops represent hope and rebirth and new beginnings which seems appropriate for a card that's meant to keep you safe from death(but could also be symbolic of the new beginning/rebirth of Sinostra's cooperation and trust in one another). . .i just feel like hyde is just too obvious y'know? So i'm probably just thinking wishfully

HEY IF YOU CHOSE TAIGA TO SHARE THE ROOM WITH I THINK YOU CANONICALLY FUCK. SO THERE'S THAT.

OH MAN AND TAIGA WHAT WAS WITH SAYING YOU COULD JUST STAY IN THE OTHER WORLD WITH HIM. . .OR LAYING DOWN AND DYING. . .WHAT HAS TAIGA FORESEEN. . .WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT MAKES HIM SO READY TO GIVE UP. . . .

RITSU IS! SO GOOD!!!! JUST ACTS WITH SO MUCH AUTHORITY BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING CONFIDENT AND HE HAS NO SENSE OF HIERARCHY or i mean he does but like he knows he_s the smartest person ij the room and just. God. GOD.

I HAVE A HEADACHE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT ENOUGH I THINK BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE WAS SO GOOD. FRONT TI BACK TOP TO BOTTOM GOOD EPISODE

I wish we knew which house the next episode was gonna be but they've stopped putting the sprite info in in advance and the preview image and name don't tell us much. . .it looks like a white limo soooo Frostheim again?

Jdbdudjdj SO MUCH BABYGIRLING FROM ROMEO. . .GOD THE WAY HE AND HYDE TALK TO EACH OTHER THE WAY HYDE SAYS ROMEO'S NAME SO SWEETLY. . .ROMEO SAYING HE TRUSTS HIM. . . . ALSO ROMEO GETTING THE SAN CHA HUI GUY DRUNK AND PROBABLY SEDUCING HIM FOR INFO. . . . . .

Just. Great episode for all three ghouls. Great hyde episode. Good lore crumbs. JUST. SO MUCH. ALSO CONFIRMED HARU IS CHINESE MAYBE? I FIGURED BECAUSE OF THE 'TOAD ON THE MOON' HOME SCREEN LINE. . . .

SINOSTRA IS SO FUCKING BACK ASSUMING HYDE/DARKWICK KEEP UP THEIR END OF THE BARGAIN!!!!

God god my head hurts so much from the hype and the energy and gooooood it was so good i'm gonna sleep well i'm in such a great mood all around I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH IT. I AM GOING TO SLEEP.

[000marie198]

What were to happen if Sonic and Tails both became babies? Y'know, besides Knuckles and Amy having to wrangle their clingier than usual sibs.

Imagine two gremlin twin kittens who just got reunited staring at you with these faces:

:3 :3

Moments before disaster strikes

.....

But this happens after they are placed in the same space together and make friends.

The first instinct of baby Tails would be to pounce on his fellow age mate cuz he wanna play

The first instinct of Sonic would be to yip in terror and roll away from the fox and tremble while still curled up in a teeny ball. He won't know it but his action will make baby Tails pause and tilt his head in confusion and then curiously approach the still trembling ball to nudge it. It pricks him due to quills and he also yips and scuttles away, then whimpers and sniffs, holding his bleeding snout.

The hedgehog, recognizing the sounds as expressions of pain and fear and not sensing anything else for a full minute uncurls slightly to make a little peek at the kit, he's cautious but also curious.

They don't really have the memories of their lives but the general instincts and bonds are there and seeing the teary blue eyes and soft sad sniffles... Little hoglet is not able to handle it and uncurls completely and whimpers too.

He hurt the other. He doesn't want the other to be hurt. He's really sorry he hurt the other.

Little hoglet stumbles towards the sniffling kit and pats him with his little paws over and over till baby Tails stops tearing up with a hiccup and stares curiously at the hoglet.

Baby Sonic let's out an open mouthed smile. Tails gets curious and comes closer, which reactivates the hedgehog instincts and Sonic rolls away again.

Baby Tails realizes the other one can get scared if he comes close without warning or pounces so he doesn't do that. He just sits and waits, tails lightly swishing back and forth, watching baby Sonic till he calms down and uncurls, meeting the fox replicating his earlier smile.

Big wide eyes staring at each other and slowly they both become comfortable enough to actually start communicating, in babbles and gestures but it's still communication.

In a while, Sonic's stomach growls, he has always had higher metabolism okay. Baby Tails starts sniffing around to find him something to eat. He sniffs something he likes, FLIES OUT OF THE PEN, locates a cookie and brings it to Sonic. The hoglet muches on it and offers it to Tails after 3 or 4 bites. Tails also munches on cookie.

They start competing on who can munch louder, it's a miracle one of them hasn't choked on a crumb while giggling so much.

They bond over chocolate cookie :]

........

There's a lot more moments we can add afterwards, aka once the two have become friends. .

Both babies would literally have that package deal, Do Not Sperate level separation anxiety specifically and only when it comes to the other.

Knuckles would carry Tails away to feed him something and Sonic would start wailing and reaching, Tails doing the same. They are very loud and they won't shut up till you reunite them, which will end up in close hugs and sniffles

There was that one time Amy had to take Sonic away for a little bit to give him a bath and Knuckles had to fight to hold a frantic clawing fox kit away, especially when Sonic's cries of sorrow turned into screeches of fear. This was so not easy.

Tails bites both their older friends after that while Sonic naps in the background all freshened up and tidied.

........

You cannot leave the babies unsupervised anywhere! They will work together to escape one way or another no matter where and they will drive everyone nuts looking for them only to be found inside a barely ajar cupboard with cereal scattered all around them and blinking like deer caught in a headlight.

......

You give one of them a toy or teether or rattle and they'll fight over it and scream. Sighing, you take away the toys. Next time you make sure to give both of them identical toys. They still look at the other and try to snatch it, starting another fight.

.......

There are two gremlins rolling around and flying all over the house, getting into the craziest, unreachable places. Sonic just scuttled under the fridge, Tails is perched on a ceiling fan. Everything is scattered

.......

The next time baby Tails pounces on the hoglet to play with him, Sonic doesn't curl up in fear

[redr0sewrites]

this is probably a smaller kind of request, but something about y/n randomly giving dabi the princess treatment and him being SUPER confused about it.

idk!! giving him flowers, holding the doors open for him, the usual stuff labeled as “gentlemanly” except y/n’s just doing it for this whole ass grown man and arsonist… i’m rambling but let me be so fr he deserves the princess treatment..

🩵 A/n: I LOVE THIS SM :( he deserves all the princess treatment hehe

🩵 Cw: none, just fluff !!

🩵 dividers

"..what are you doing?"

rumpled, white hair and cerulean sleep-blurred eyes greet you from beneath your blankets as Touya pokes his face out in confusion.

"good morning baby," you coo, gently pulling his hair off his forehead to press a gentle kiss beneath his brows. his nose crinkles in surprise, his entire body covered in blankets with the exception of his face. he looks absolutely sleepy and adorable, and you lean down to press another kiss to his nose for good measure. sitting down on the edge of the bed, you present the breakfast platter you had made to him as he sits up begrudgingly.

"breakfast in bed, hm? what'd i do to deserve this?"

"nothing," you reply, curling into his side as he slowly begins to eat. "just felt like spoiling you."

Touya hums in acknowledgment, and you sit together in silence as he eats, careful to not get any crumbs in the bed. after a while, you break the silence, explaining your plans for the day.

"so i was thinking, after you wake up and get ready 'n stuff, we could go get some grocery shopping done.. we're low on a few things such as milk and snacks and we can pick those up pretty quickly."

Touya nods, swallowing heavy before placing his utensils down on the tray.

"m' ready whenever you are," he mumbles, and you giggle again.

"you might wanna brush your hair first," you tease as he glares at you halfheartedly. "its a little messy.. i mean, not that i don't like the messy look of course, but maybe not in public-"

"oh, shut it, y'know what i meant," he grumbles, and you smile.

"alright, just let me know when you're ready!"

one of your favorite things about your apartment is that you live walking distance away from a local grocery store. the air outside was cold and fresh as you walk hand in hand with Touya, now dressed and with hair fully brushed. no one pays you much mind as you approach the quaint corner store with your boyfriend in tow, and just as you reach the entrance, you step forward to hold the door for him. Touya gives you a mildly surprised look, but enters anyway, and you pretend to ignore the mild blush on his cheeks as you walk beside him.

grocery shopping itself is easy enough, you don't need much and checkout is quick and seamless. just as your about to leave, however, you catch sight of a flower stand, and leave Touya to finish checking out all the groceries while you grab him a surprise. you return with a bundle of flowers, an assortment of blue and white lilies and baby's breath wrapped in a pretty bouquet. Touya stands awkwardly at the entrance, but he flushes a pretty pink at the sight of the flowers.

"here, let's swap," you offer, taking the bags from him and handing him the bouquet. he blinks at you, looking almost flustered, before accepting the gift and admiring the flora in awe. you grab the door for him again, and he blinks at you, almost in confusion.

"what's been going on with you today?" he mumbles once your both outside.

"what do you mean?"

"you've been so... weird. nicer than usual. you've never gotten me flowers before or done shit like this, is- is something wrong?" he's uncharacteristically quiet as he speaks, and you think hard before replying.

"can't i just want to spoil you for once?"

"i mean.. yes, but i don't-"

"if you say you don't deserve it i'm going to boil you." you blurt, and he snickers hard, doubling over in laughter.

"alright, point taken," he rasps, blue eyes shining in amusement. "it's just surprising, is all."

"i do it because i love you," you admit, bumping into his shoulder as you walk. "i don't spoil you enough. this conversation is evidence of that, so prepare to be pampered."

Touya rolls his eyes at your dramatics, but his lips quirk into a smile all the same.

"..thank you, y/n," he mumbles, and you pause.

"oh? what was that?"

"i'm not saying it again," he huffs, and you chuckle.

"aww, you really do love me!"

he looks at you with unbridled fondness, eyes glinting in the afternoon sunlight.

"you wouldn't be wrong there."

i feel as though this could be better but also could be worse,,,,, welp !! hope u enjoyed !!! i love him !!! hapoy bday baby !!!

[september-has-come]

💐This Goes to My Partner.💐|K.C.

(requested by @screamfome [request: Kurt Cobain but. He writes a song about you and he's like "this goes to my lover, at home])

A/N: I wrote this crumb-not-really-a-crumb a while back but never posted it because I didn't think it was good enough. Turns out I haven't been productive in AGES so you guys can have this lol 😭 keep in mind it's unedited and probably wasn't supposed to see the light of day. And to all my other pending requests, IM REALLY SORRY for the delay and I promise I'm working on them 😭 just don't get your hopes up too high and expect them any time very soon. Sorry again :(

Warnings: N/A. Gn reader (they/them pronouns)

They pressed the button on their telephone, playing back the message that was causing the blinking light. As soon as they heard Kurt's voice they smiled. They looked forward to the daily updates they could wake up to every morning, as it was one of the fewer ways they could contact Kurt while he was on tour.

"Hey love! I know you'll probably be sleeping or out with your friends so I'm uh, leaving a message. Things've been going fine here, I guess. Nothing much to report. Y'know what actually there is, Krist damaged himself onstage again but that's nothing new so," a pause, "You know that big show we have tomorrow night? I think it's being broadcasted live... you should tune in. Looking forward to being home off this fucking drag. Hope you watch the show. Miss you."

The last part was more of a whisper, but they still picked up on it before the sound of the phone being placed back on its holder, and they couldn't control their smile. They were more than ready for Kurt to be home too. By far.It was a weekend, so they amused themself with hobbies and random activities for most of the day, even managing to be a little productive. It's a wonder what a good night's sleep and high spirits can do. But when it came to be evening all tasks were dropped in favor of curling up under a blanket on the couch, eating some snacks and watching the tv.

Sure enough the Nirvana show was about to be on. The channel did the thing where they excessively tease something they're going to show anyways, but it was okay, because it meant they could marvel at the beautiful, professional shots and video clips taken of Kurt. He was photogenic regardless of if he liked it or not.

Finally it began. The show started normally, set tight and not much crowd interaction between. In fact, they didn't think the band had said a single spoken word to the crowd three songs in.

They understood it. He was probably quite fatigued from all the touring. Just listening to his voice in general was enough. Though they were surprised when the band stopped, and Kurt started talking into the microphone.

"These next ones, and this show in general..." He stopped to squint at and survey the crowd as he caught his breath, "this is dedicated to my wonderful partner." He said with an air of seriousness. The crowd roared at that. "I know they're probably watching at home right now." A hint of a smile tugged at his lips, "probably sitting on the green couch, under our purple blanket..." They looked down at their exact position and laughed. Kurt knew what he was talking about. "Probably eating something too, yeah?" The full smile came out now, as he looked right at the camera. "You'll have to tell me when I get home."

With a last, sweet smile, the band went back to paying. But they say on the couch feeling full of warmth. Even a million miles away, hours off in time zones with all sorts of foreign excitement... he was still thinking of them.

[chrysanthemumgames]

DEMO SPOILERS:

jess! just finished the demo and need to thank you for several things ASAP!!

1. thank you for every hades crumb ever. thank you ESPECIALLY for giving us the option to thirst over him shirtless, albeit tastefully 🤭 had my ass gigglin' & twirling my hair over here

2. i cannot believe the first game came out so recently and yet i missed all these characters so much already!!! i really love getting to read this wonderful, comforting world you have made and will be a forever fan :)

3. chapter 2 is so beautiful and made me tear up but in a really good way. i am very excited to follow that particular plot line about the MC's past and am so excited for further updates as we receive them

and lastly, congrats on the demo launch love you mwah 🫶 

Thank you, anon!

The thirsting part was actually completely accidental; I didn't even have the options for it, at first. Then a couple days later, it belatedly hit my brain that, y'know, people might do that, so I went back and added them haha.

I'm really pleased to have been able to make a decent amount of progress on BotL while FoA was in the publishing queue. At first I figured I might go three chapters before releasing the demo, but the amount of stuff in the first two felt like enough for a first go, I thought.

I am also very excited for further developments in the big chapter two reveal plot; it's a large chunk of what chapter three will be about, as well!

[sapphires-rebloged]

Cookies

The doors of the tower opened as the thunderbolts tiredly exited the elevator door. Their mission was successful but not without a few hiccups along the way. They were exhausted and not looking forward to mission reports that needed to be filed. Alexei flopped onto the couch letting out a long sigh as his muscles finally relaxed into the couch.

“Well that was a shit show.” John grumbled, dropping his still pancaked shield onto the floor. Ripping off his helmet, throwing it somewhere across the room.

“It wasn't that bad.” Yelena quipped sitting at the bar, reaching over and grabbing a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter. She poured herself a glass before continuing, “At least no one is dead.”

“Yeah, real comforting.” John replied sitting onto the couch next to Alexei.

“Quit your complaining, I got a headache.” Bucky walked past them into the kitchen to grab an aspirin and an ice pack. Unfortunately, Bucky being thrown into a concrete wall was one of the unfortunate hiccups that occurred during the mission. He was slightly worried that he had some type of concussion. When he turned around, he was met with Bob's smiling face adorning an apron with flour covering it.

“Whats with the getup?” Bucky grumbled, putting the ice pack to his head.

“I baked cookies for when you guys got back.” Bob smiled, stepping to the side to reveal the plate of cookies that Bucky missed when looking for pain meds. “Thanks.” he grabbed a cookie from the plate and took a bite, “its good.”

“You made cookies?” Ava had ghosted herself into the kitchen, overhearing Bucky and Bob's conversation. She took a few from the plate to be enjoyed in the common area with everyone else.

“Guys, Bob made cookies!” she took a bite as she walked back to the common era, her eyes widening “ Oh and they're so fucking good.”

“Cookies?!” Alexei bellowed, leaping from the couch and running to the kitchen.

“Can you grab me some?” John shouted, leaning further back into the couch.

“Grab them yourself Хуй.” Yelena laughed heading to the kitchen with her glass of whiskey.

Alexei laughed echoed throughout the tower from the kitchen at Yelena's comment.

“What did she say? Wait what did she say?” John asked as Alexei came back into the room with several cookies, its a good thing Bob made two batches. All he got as a response was more laughter from Alexei and Yelena. Even Bucky let out a chuckle as he sat in a chair across from the couch.

“Okay, alright. fuck you guys.” John huffed as he got up and headed into the kitchen himself. Even though he was upset there was a smile on his face as he grabbed some cookies.

“Thanks Bob.” he nodded as Bob's smile got wider. Bob grabbed some cookies of his own, his apron hung up on the fridge. He sat next to Yelena, handing some napkins to the rest of the thunderbolts spread out around the common area.

“This is the life.” Alexei shouted crumbs of cookies splattering everywhere.

“Don't talk with your mouth full Alexei.” Yelena scolded, a smile gracing her lips as she ate her own cookies. “These are really good Bob, where'd you learn to make stuff like this?”

“Well, I've had plenty of time just, y'know, sitting around.” he shrugged, finishing off one of his cookies.

“Fair enough.” Yelena nodded, taking another bite.

“Well I'm totally okay with Sentry being 'ere if he keeps making delicious food.” Alexei laughed.

“Don't worry about it Bob.” John sighed as he stretched, leaning back onto the couch. “I think we're all good about you figuring out your powers for a while.”

“Yeah don't worry about it.” Ava smiled, wiping her hands on a napkin she ghosted from the kitchen.

“Thanks guys,” Bob smiled, Yelena gently shaking his shoulder in affection. “Now who wants seconds?”

[slothpower-central]

Here's my super early before everything Canto 8 bingo card

You all asked for it so I shall hand it over, keep in mind this is subject to change massively based on things like the intermissions, I want to be the first person to make a Bingo card for way in the future, call it a....long term investment Here is my super early Canto 8 Bingo card!!

Okay so I kinda wanna explain the board choices for funsies!

Hong Lu is a rock-.....obviously the big theory is on here!

Mothershu crumbs-So my friends and I refer to like character moments and hints as crumbs and mothershu is what we refer to as Ryoshu being a mother or like alluding to that(like with smth like Spider Bud)

Sinclair snaps-We get another moment similar to his shut the fuck up moment in Canto 7

Freak Lu- uhm this one is more of a silly one since with the number of times that man is tied up or smth and is chill with it (What do you mean it was a unique and fun experience?!?!) my friends and I think he's into it, so we included it for fun

No romance plotline-sigh. Wishful thinking on the part of a Hong Lu yume shipper(me) one of the original novels main plotlines is a whole romance love triangle thing goin on with Baoyu. My friend an I were going back and forth on if/how they could adapt that madness so to subvert expectations,we said no romance

We go to the Land of Illusion-Look if Baoyu goes there in the original, who's to say we won't go in Limbus

Outis Family crumbs- Outis saying anything about her family or home or Penelope or any of that

Uhm the Lin Daiyu space is self-explanatory aside from the descriptors, it's more in reference to my friend's bingo card she made for Canto 7, and it had "Dulcinea is a baddie" on there so I had to carry on the joke

That Grey Bastard appears-uhm.... that's in reference to Demian. My friend group is not a fan of him (I'm literally close friends with the real reincarnation of Emil Sinclair, of course we have conflicting feelings on Demian)

Levels copy the style of chapter names- So the names of levels last canto matched up with the way chapters in Don Quixote are titled and it was the same way in Canto 5 so Amia and I thought it might carry over to Canto 8 ^^

Heathcliff crumbs-We kinda threw his one in here but y'know more Heathcliff family moments or more Heathcath

Baoyu name reveal-Okay before you say, "But Sloth, they did reveal it to the sinners!" uhm no, look at who was in that convo. It was Wei, Xichun and Hong Lu, the other sinners do not know, or they just really decided to not comment on that

Chapter with the most npcs-This one is a prediction because guys. The original novel has like 400 characters in it.

Story Dungeon in Canto-So I always like to ask whether we'll get one since in Canto 6,we didn't get a dungeon,so we put it on there

Hong Lu is a "Charon situation"- I proposed some kind of crazy idea that Hong Lu was like overwriting Baoyu's personality/old self or smth and Amia responds with "Charon situation" since in Leviathan Lapis gets herself overwritten by one of her mirror worlds, that being Charon. So maybe something of a similar nature happened to Hong Lu (Yes this is different enough from rock theory to me)

Hong Lu doesn't distort- Ha you thought! Amia and I are like *convinced* the Hell's Chicken line is a red herring meant to throw us off. Like Quixote distortion was a big theory for a while and she didn't distort (Can bloodfiends distort? Idk) I know we're in the minority but like unless something changes my mind, I'm gonna keep being in the minority

[jinanreona]

Snatches his ice cream cone back from the Kitty's grubby little paws. :/ (idol au)

@fireandfae

Just as he's about to take another lick, the frozen dessert is quite rudely snatched away from him, Leona surprised it didn't crumble from the sudden motion. With a huff, he tosses a glare at the offender, but makes no great effort to take it back once he realizes it's only Malleus. He thought he'd lost him a few rooms away when some reporters tried ambushing them. Rather than linger and help the dragon escape, he simply took the opportunity to swipe his ice cream and slip away unnoticed. After all, the attention was mostly on the other, what with the recent release of his music video~

Who knew the guy was just as much an escape artist as Leona was... He rolls his eyes at the annoyed glance the other gives him, waving his hand at him dismissively as if Malleus had been the one to inconvenience him. "Tch, fine. Take it. Not much left in it anyway." Which was true, only the bottom half of the cone had any of the (gross) mint ice cream left. But if Malleus wanted his crumbs so badly, who was he to stop him.

"I doubt that's enough for that sweet tooth of yours... Y'know, that one security guard ( @trestole ) brought in some brownies. She already gave some of the guys theirs. Maybe you should swing by her office to get one. You deserve one too for all that hard work you've been putting in lately, yeah?~," he continues, mischief evident in his gaze. Because of course, he's not done causing problems for the day.

[w-wolfhard]

hi would u write for rodrick heffley? i’m living off of crumbs lmaoooo

paring : rodrick heffley x f!reader.

warning(s) : none.

a/n : yall oh em gee i havent been on tumblr in so long holy shit😭 missed y'all😪 also i'm writing f!reader cus thats what im used to but if ya need me to write it differently i could try and do so 🫡🫡

in which y/n & rodrick try to bake cookies for a thanksgiving party but fail horribly.

it was thanksgiving weekend and rodrick's family next door was throwing a party. everyone had to bring a dish if they wanted to enter, so there you were; in your house next door, trying to bake a batch of last minute cookies with rodrick.

he pulled out the cookie dough from the fridge, slapping the package on the counter, "soooo.." he sighed. "do you know how to do this?" rodrick questioned, looking at the package of cookie dough as if it were a question from his previous math test.

"sure i do!" you said hesitantly. "you just have to– i dunno." you sighed as well.

"well okay.. that's fine. that's alright! neither of us know how to bake fucking cookies but that's decent!" he tried to be enthusiastic but he just sounded stupid.

"rodrick no, we're being fucking dumb. we don't even have to make the cookie dough. how are we gonna fuck this up if the cookie dough is already made?!" you rambled, slapping the cookie dough.

"i don't know man! it's you and i, and we could never cook!"

"we've never even tried cooking, dumbass!" you slapped your forehead. "y'know what, directions exist for a reason; let's read the directions." you told him, taking a deep breath.

"nuh-uh! directions are for babies, y/n. we're highschoolers, we can do this without that dumb shit." he scoffed.

"yeah, we're highschoolers that don't know how to bake cookies," you bit the inside of your cheek. "if you don't wanna read the directions then be the director! go on, i'll follow."

"fine! then i will," he folded his arms. "why dont we just roll up the cookie dough into a ball, place it on a paper plate then pop it in the oven?" he said proudly. "ya ever thought of that smartass?"

"i'm glad i haven't, 'cause what in the world kind of plan was that. you sound like a kindergartener rodrick." you narrowed your eyes at him and he looked at you offended. "seriously?! a big ball of cookie dough, on a paper plate, in the oven? we'll blow up or something!"

"will not!" he argued.

"gosh, i'm dating someone insane," you muttered.

"well do you got a better plan? 'cause if you do, i'd like to hear it." rodrick scoffed.

"how 'bout we, i dunno, read the directions?"

he groaned, giving in. "fine. just so we can get this over with so we could finally feast back at my house."

you chuckled and picked up the package, reading what it says; step #1 – get a trey. step #2 – put small pieces of dough onto the trey. step #3 – bake the cookies in the oven at 350° for 10-12 minutes. step #4 – take them out let them sit for a bit & feast on your cookies!

"that's basically what i said—"

"that's the complete opposite of what you said." you cut him off, shaking your head. you both did as the directions said; rodrick handed you the trey and you covered it with parchment paper while rodrick was preheating the oven. you and rodrick made small balls of dough together and placed them on the trey, spaced out good enough.

once they finished doing all that, rodrick popped the trey of cookies into the oven and closed it. once they finished, they pumped their fists in the air, celebrating. "woohoo! we so just did that!" you gave him a high five.

"definitely! i can't wait for them to be done!"

"yup, then we can finally go to your place and feast on the funnel cake your mom made." you licked your lips.

you both cheered and went over to the couch in your living room and watched tv. you guys were so indulged in the movie that was playing that you forgot about the cookies. except the smell reminded the both of you. "rodrick! the cookies!" it's definitely been over 10-12 minutes since you guys last popped those in the oven.

"fuckfuckfuck" rodrick hurriedly took out the cookies which looked burnt but still looked edible. you both sighed, "well we tried?"

"did we rodrick, did we?"

"yes we did." he nodded slowly. " atleast that's what we'll tell them," he chortled, grabbing two paper plates and stacking the cookies on it neatly, he made his way to the front door while you followed. he handed you one of the plates, as he unlocked the front door, "after you m'lady."

"never call me that again," you both laughed and he shut the door behind him locking it. he picked a cookie from the top of the stack, "cheers to shitty cookies on thanksgiving?"

you chuckled and grabbed the cookie on the top of your stack, "cheers to shitty cookies on thanksgiving." you clinged your cookies together and then took a bite.

god were they burnt.

you both forced yourselves to choke it down. "i'll stick to your mom's funnel cake." you sighed as rodrick unlocked his front door.

"yeah same."

susan answered with a grin, "hello y/n! come in, come in!" she stared down at your cookies and her grin morphed into a different look, "are those edible?" she motioned to the cookies in your guys' hands.

"well yeah, but i advise that you don't eat them. leave it to the little ones to chow it down." you snorted and rodrick nodded in agreement.

[saltydogsmut]

Some People are going back to the comphet lesbian/Ace post as if Ashley engaging in sexual behaviour bc she thinks its the only keeping andrew from killing/leaving her, explicitly raping andrew and saying she didn't enjoy it anyway, and having the most dysfunctional married life where she always feels pain during sex (except one night when drunk) and Andrew doesn't care enough to do better....

Automatically makes her a heterosexual.

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Like... how do you miss a point that badly. SHE'S NOT ENJOYING HERSELF?! Not that enjoyment necessarily means much for sexual attraction but oh my god.

Like, I just blocked immediately bc they don't know anything about the topic or just don't think women have internal lives outside of their actions but jesus christ. Neither is something i want to deal with.

Like, she's preforming heterosexuality, what the fuck did you think the Het was in comphet?

I'm willing to have Burial prove me wrong but y'know what? Im not sure it will. That's not what the game is about to begin with, but obviously the siblings are too emeshed in each other for us to ever see Ashley explore her sexuality. Even as a preteen she hated that her peers were boy obsessed but didn't have the vocabulary to express why forcing herself on a date felt wrong, untrue to herself. And sure, "loves andrew", but in the box ending its not like she's fucking him is it.

I didn't automatically take the scratches as something good the first time around in the burial vision scene and what do you know, it looks like it might not be. Wow.

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Metaphor for those who need it under the cut.

To make things simple for other people: if you see me eating sushi you may think I like sushi. Instead it might be a friend's birthday and even though im not hungry or like it very much I'll tolerate it bc i love my friend and they like it. Or it might just be the closest food joint to my place of work so i just hork some down because im hungry.

Maybe I don't care what type of food im having. and maybe that's because i was never in a position to have food preferences to begin with and I'll develop them later. or maybe its because i always ignore the burning churn of my stomach and drooling as something that happens to everyone when they come across a perfectly seared steak. That everyone thinks seared steak is the most delicious looking food in the world and naturally pulls this result out of everyone. It's just not advertised to me and even if it was It's just so i know what my boyfriend would like.

Like, you have ppl in their 30's, with years of having enjoyable sex with men, finding out they're lesbians. Bc they've treated emotional intensity as a replacement for attraction and had good enough sex to not question the things they were told. Like that it's shallow for a woman to care about appearances, that all women generally find men gross, that women are the "fairer" sex. That women are naturally more reluctant and fridgid when it comes to sex. Etc etc.

But no. You had sex. With a man! You could never be not straight!

(For guys, that every guy doesn't really care what a woman looks like, guys will do anything. That every man desires an intense relationship with his bros that he never will with a woman. A bromance. That you get into a relationship just for sex and its only if she gets pregnant that you have to put a ring on it. No man wants marriage, its a ball and chain. If you don't want sex then its just because she's not hot enough. A woman should be okay with crumbs of intimacy and you shouldn't feel bad bc women don't expect emotions from a man and only want to own you, are only using you, and anyway they have lesser internal worlds and could never match up to a guy. Don't test any of these theories though, while they're super true and uncontestable they are mean to say. *fingers crossed* don't find emotinally resonant gay porn don't find beautiful gay porn...)

Like, i know tumblr is gay, but just bc they're having the wost sex known to all mankind, and not even trying to improve it, doesn't make them straight. Be nice.

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

With a Mammon & Lucifer-like Male reader

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I had a hard time putting Lucifer into the personality so I just decided to make it so they were very responsible and hardworking. Other than that I stuck as close to the original ask as possible. —Benny🐰

                                                                                                   

                                                                                                   

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🍷 He loves you so much! You're just so cheerful and precious, it's making his heart clench. Your so kind and selfless that sometimes he wonders if you're even a human.

🍷 While Venti definitely appreciates it, that undying loyalty of yours is kind of throwing off his freedom vibe. Don't you want to relax once in a while? He doesn't need someone to follow his every whim, y'know.

🍷 He's seen your swordsmanship so many times but it never ceases to take his breath away. Watching you mow down hilichurls and slimes inspired him enough to write a balled that he lovingly entitled 'Oh Sword Dancer'.

🍷 You want to protect him? Why? Venti's an archon, you shouldn't have to feel the need to keep him safe, it should be the other way around. Just relax and share a bottle or four of Dandelion Wine with him.

🍷 He noticed right off the bat how you react to even the smallest crumb of his affection. And he absolutely torments you with it judging by how aggressive he is with his affections.

🍷 Venti is thankful that he can trust you with important information, such as him being an archon, and can count on you not telling anyone. He also believes your sense of responsibility is inspiring; he even wrote a song about it.

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🍇 He's just a magnet for extroverts it seems. He definitely sees you as bothersome but he can't deny how much he loves your smile and happy demeanor. You're like the ray of sunshine parting the dense clouds on his rainy day.

🍇 Diluc definitely didn't expect the unyielding devotion you've shown to him. It makes him sort of uncomfortable in a way since he's not used to that kind of genuine care from someone else. But he learns to enjoy it after a while.

🍇 He witnessed your swordplay after you accidentally caught him doing his nightly protection of Mondstadt. To him you were graceful as the wind; dancing with your opponent in fight of life or death. His cheeks were definitely pink after seeing such a thing.

🍇 It felt nice being the protected instead of the protector; like a breath of fresh air. While Diluc felt that he definitely didn't need it, he didn't tell you that and let you continue on with your fantasy. He wouldn't want to disappoint you after all.

🍇 He hardly notices how flustered you get when receiving his affections because he's equally if not more flustered. He's more of a small gestures kind of person and it takes quite a lot of courage for him to do something intimate, so most of the time he's too busy overthinking to notice your reaction.

🍇 Diluc appreciates that you can act appropriately in serious situations unlike a certain cavalry captain. He trusts you wholeheartedly and even divulged information about his past to you.

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🍵 You sort of remind him of Guizhong.... You're such a sweet person who's always willing to help people no matter what. You always seem to see the good in people too.

🍵 Zhongli isn't exactly shocked when you showed how devoted you are to him. He's used to it; he's a god after all. But soon enough, he realizes you've devoted yourself to him as a lover, and that makes him feel whole in a way.

🍵 When he witnesses your swordplay, he reminisces to you about the time of the Archon War and when the traveler came to liyue in search of their lost sibling. He offers to share some tactical knowledge hes accumulated from the many years of experience he has.

🍵 To say Zhongli was shocked of your protective nature would be an understatement. I mean even if he's retired, he's still an archon. But after a while he realizes that that's just another way of showing that you love him.

🍵 He finds your near inability to withstand his affections to be very entertaining. He'll often try to catch you off guard with a kiss or an intricately worded compliment and watch you absolutely lose your mind with flusteredness.

🍵 You're rare mature moments never cease to catch Zhongli off guard. He never expected such a fun loving person such as yourself to be so serious when he asks a favor of you, no matter how small.

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🐍 He enjoys how silly you can be, it allows him to relax and enjoy the moments you have together without thinking about his ever declining health. Your bright personality is a nice contrast to Qiqi's lack of one.

🐍 Baizhu is very happy when he learns of your devotion to him and insistence to help him around the pharmacy and with personal tasks. It lets him sit down and rest more often during the day, which he greatly appreciates.

🐍 While he himself is a catalyst user, Qiqi uses a sword. After seeing just how skilled you are with your weapon he brought up the option of you teaching the zombie child a thing or two.

🐍 It took Baizhu a little bit to notice your protective attitude towards him since he doesn't travel about too often. When he did notice, he was glad he didn't have to over exert himself if he needs to protect himself, because he knows you've already got it covered.

🐍 He never noticed how flustered you get because he's in the same boat. He's not used to such intense affection and intimacy; he's usually the one caring for people and occasionally receiving thanks but that's all.

🐍 Baizhu is relieved at how reliable and mature you can be; he's glad he can trust you. He's even taken to sending you with Qiqi when he sends her out to pick up some herbs or has her man the pharmacy when he's out.

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🧋 You remind him of Thoma. Not that its a bad thing though; he thinks its cute. Maybe he'll introduce the two of you one day.

🧋 While he deeply appreciates how devoted and willing you are to be at his beck and call; Ayato already has someone to do all that for him. He'd much rather have you let him take care of you instead. Just let him spoil you, you deserve it.

🧋 Oho? You're a swordsman as well? You'll have to duel him sometime; maybe he could teach you a thing or two; he is a master swordsman after all.

🧋 Ayato noticed how protective you are of him right away and it kind of annoyed him a bit. He doesn't need protection, he can protect himself. He wants to be the protector, he wants to be the provider; just let him take the lead.

🧋 He loves loves loves teasing the everloving crap out of you. You're reactions are just the most adorable thing he's ever seen. It just makes him want to eat you up.

🧋 Ayato does enjoy how reliable and mature you can be at times; for him, that's a very important thing to have in a relationship.

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📚 He probably wouldn't like you at first, to be honest. Considering how he feels about his roommate, Kaveh. Alhaitham's personality being quite antisocial and yours being out going would definitely clash.

📚 Something he definitely loves about you is your undying devotion and helpfulness towards him. He believes that, though your attentiveness can be a bit bothersome for him while he's trying to work, you definitely mean well and he doesn't want you to stop.

📚 Your swordsmanship has deeply impressed him time and time again; not that he'd admit that out loud, of course. Maybe the two of you could spar sometime.

📚 Alhaitham has most definitely noticed how protective you are of him. While he definitely doesn't need it, he's quite flattered that you'd go out of your way to make him feel safe.

📚 He thinks it's absolutely hilarious that you can give him affection like it's nothing but the minute he returns it, even with the smallest gesture, you turn into a flusted mess.

📚 Alhaitham appreciates how responsible you are when you're given important tasks; it let's him know he can trust you with just about anything.

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💼 You two get along like white on rice, both of your personalities are extroverted and somewhat outgoing. The both of you live harmoniously throughout your relationship and rarely fight or even disagree on things.

💼 Kaveh is all about affection! Hugs, kisses, holding hands, gifts, words of affirmation, etc. Anything you give, he will receive and return ten-fold without question.

💼 Though he uses a claymore and prefers it that way, he's very impressed with your swordsmanship. He thinks you look so cool when you're practicing or or fighting some monsters. He has definitely swooned at you once or twice when you're not paying him any mind.

💼 Kaveh loves how protective of him you are, it makes him feel so safe! He returns the favor of course. Sometimes, he jokes about sicking you on his roommate when he's being mean.

💼 He enjoys how flustered you become when he gives you affection; it makes him want to tease you. Your shy nature is just too cute and he has to exploit it as much as possible.

💼 He likes how responsible and trustworthy you are, even if you remind him of his roommate sometimes with how serious you can be, but he wouldn't trade it for the world. You just mean too much to Kaveh for him to do such a thing.

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[fenneciplier]

I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.

🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨

🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.

🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.

🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.

🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.

🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).

🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.

🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.

🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.

🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.

🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.

🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.

🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.

🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.

🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(

🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!

🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.

🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.

🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.

🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).

🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Haikyu!! dumpster battle ramble akdbsjsbdd

warning for slight spoilers?? (i mention scenes but i dont say anything about who won or stuff like that lmfao) and also caps lock lmfao

aight. HINATA BEING TERRIFIED THAT KAGEYAMA WAS GONNA STOP SETTING FOR HIM. JUST LIKE HE SAID WHEN THEY FIRST MET. CAUSE HINATA WASN'T BEING NECESSARY TO WIN. AND HINATA TRYING SO HARD AND BEING NOT ONLY FRUSTRATED THAT IT WASN'T ENOUGH, BUT ALSO SCARED THAT IF KAGEYAMA SAW HE WASN'T USEFUL. HE'D LOSE INTEREST IN HIM AND STOP SETTING FOR HIM. nekoma cutting off Hinata's wings not only to stop him from flying, but to make kageyama stop helping him fly.

and kageyama sees that. realizes that hinata isn't being useful to him or the team. AND HE FINDS A WAY TO SET FOR HIM ANYWAY.

he sees Hinata can't get up on his own and everything is telling him to drop him- the most reasonable & rational thing would be to stop setting for him. and y'know what kageyama does? HE TELLS HIM "GO AHEAD, FLY"

HE SETS FOR HIM ANYWAY and finds a way to make him fly even higher. WHICH IS SO DKSBSKSJSJSKS IDEK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT. like not only does that tell hinata that no matter how much people try to stop him, kageyama will help him fly anyway- but it also speaks about kageyama A LOT. cause there wasn't a strategic reason to keep trying to use hinata- in fact, he could've used nekoma's focus on him on their favor and instead set for other players.

BUT NO, he chose to keep setting for hinata. because at that point it wasn't just about winning, for kageyama. yknow how important is that? kageyama, who only ever cared about winning, thought setting for hinata was more important to him than winning.

IF THAT DOESNT SAY A LOT ABOUT HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IDK WHAT WOULD

also??? kenma feeling like shit about doing that to hinata?? EVEN THOUGH HE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA. kenhina bffs they're so adorable wtf.

but then again the "we're just friends scene"??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? DKSBSJSK it made me feel stuff lmfao such a good way to portray their friendship & rivalry

also!!! kuroo, bokuto & tsukki crumbs!!! i love their friendship sm its so cool that they had their moments in the movie. bokuto was adorable sksnsjsjsj

the animation was also so cool tbh, specially that one scene of hinata and kenma staring at each other. yknow the one.

this one lmfao

ALSO everyone's talked about the scene where kenma keeps hinata in a birdcage but i still gotta mention it cause ITS SO COOL WTF

and everyone also said it but like. literally a kuroken movie (/p or /r). i loved how they showed that development of kenma's love for volleyball and how hinata felt so proud and happy and accomplished when kenma said their match had been so fun fksbdjdjdjdj HE HAD THE PERFECT REACTION.

also kuroo's laugh??? BEAUTIFUL and also a very good reaction lmfao.

yeah those r my main thoughts. overall a very good movie, perhaps the pacing could've been a bit more intense/nerve-wrecking for my liking? like i wasnt so "in it" as i was with many matches in the anime. still, i think it had a bit more of a focus on relationships and background stories and character development, specially through flashbacks, symbolism & but impactful quotes, so it's still chefs kiss. very much recommend watching it if u haven't.